Chandler: Hey!
Chandler: 嗨
Monica: Good morning, Tiger! I'm making you a nice big breakfast so you can keep up your strength for tonight. You're gonna get me good and pregnant.
Monica: 早安！老虎！我正在為妳做好、豐盛的早餐，能讓妳今晚加強力量！妳要讓我舒服和懷孕.
Chandler: I've got nowhere to go this morning. I'm unemployed! I don't know what I'm gonna do with my life
Chandler: 我今天早上已經沒有地方可以去了。我沒工作！我不知道我在生活中要做什麼。
Monica: Well, I just lost my erection. [ɪˋrɛkʃən]
Monica: 好吧！我剛失去了我的興致（勃起）
Chandler: I mean, what am I supposed to do with myself?
Chandler:我的意思是，我應該自己做些什麼？
Monica: You're supposed to find your passion in life. You can be whatever you wanna be now. It's exciting.
Monica:你應該要在生活中找到你的熱情。你現在可以成為你想要的樣子。很興奮~
Chandler: But it's all so overwhelming [͵ovɚˋhwɛlmɪŋ]壓倒的; 勢不可擋的. I don't know where to start.
Chandler:但是，事情蜂擁而來，我不知道從何處開始
Monica: Hey, wait a second. I can help you with this. You just need to be organized. We can make a list of your qualifications, and categorize jobs by industry. There could be folders and files!
Monica:嘿！等等！這方面我可以幫助你，你只是需要組織起來而已，我們可以將你的資格、能力、認證列表，以及按照產業來區分工作。會有目錄與檔案。
Chandler: Hey! This is where your hyper-organized-pain-in-the-
Chandler:嘿！這就是你清償高度組織痛苦的地方
Monica: I know! My erection is back!
Monica: 我知道！我的興致又回來了
Opening credits
Scene:
Central Perk
Joey:(To Gunther who comes over with coffee and a muffin[ˋmʌfɪn] ) Thank you!
Joey:(向拿著咖啡與鬆餅走過來的Gunther)謝謝！
Phoebe: Joey, can I have a sip[sɪp]啜飲、一小口 of your coffee and a bite of your muffin?
Phoebe: Joey, 我能喝一小口你的咖啡和吃一口你的鬆餅嗎？
Joey: Okay.
Joey: 好呀！
Phoebe Thank you. (Pours[por]倒, 灌, 注 his coffee in a thermos[ˋθɝməs] 熱水瓶, 保溫瓶 and puts his muffin in her purse.) Thank you!
Phoebe: 謝謝（將他的咖啡倒入保溫瓶而且將她的鬆餅放入她的女用手提包）
Joey:: Pheebs, have you ever been bitten by a hungry Italian?
Joey: Pheebs,你曾經被飢餓的義大利人咬過嗎？
Phoebe: I'm sorry, it's just, I'm a little short on cash.
Phoebe: 抱歉，這只是..我有點缺錢
Joey: If you want I could loan[lon] you some money?
Joey: 如果你需要，我可以借你一些錢
Phoebe: Oh no, no, no. I learned never to borrow money from friends. No, that's why Richard Dreyfuss and I don't speak anymore.
Phoebe: 喔，不。我學會千萬不要和朋友借錢。不！這就是為什麼Richard Dreyfuss和我已經不再說話的原因
Joey: Oh, hey, how about this? Wanna be an extra on my show?
Joey: 喔！這樣如何？想要在我的節目裡臨時演員嗎？
Phoebe: You could do that?
Phoebe: 你可以這樣做？
Joey: Yeah, yeah. The pay is pretty good and you could do it for as long as you need.
Joey: 嗯嗯! 薪水很好而且你可以想做多久就做多久。
Phoebe: Oh my god, I'm gonna be on TV!
Phoebe: 我的天呀！我就要上電視了
Joey: Okay, now. I gotta tell you, being on TV isn't as glamorous[ˋglæmərəs] 富有魅力的; 迷人的 and exciting as you think.
Joey: 好的！現在！我將要告訴你，上電視並不如你想像的迷人與興奮
Phoebe: Oh, really?
Phoebe: 喔！真的嗎？
Joey: No it is awesome! [ˋɔsəm]令人敬畏的; 可怕的; 有威嚴的
Joey:不！ 這很可怕的
(Rachel and Ross enter with Emma) (Rachel 與Ross與Emma進入)
Ross: Hi guys.
Ross: 嗨!大家好
All: Hello.
All: Hello.
Phoebe: Wow! Hey, why are you all dressed up?
Phoebe:哇！嘿! 你們為什摸盛裝打扮？
Ross: Rachel and I are bringing Emma to Ralph Lauren today to introduce her to everyone. Doesn't she look cute?
Ross: Rachel 和我今天帶Emma到Ralph Lauren，要介紹她給大家。她看起來不是很可愛嗎？
Joey: She sure does. Why does she have a pink bow taped to her head?
Joey: 她當然可愛。她為什摸有粉紅色的蝴蝶結貼在她頭上？
Rachel: Well, because if one more person says "what a cute little boy" I'm gonna whip [hwɪp] 鞭笞, 抽打 them with a car antenna!
Rachel: 喔！因為如果再有人說"多可愛的小男生呀！"，我就要拿汽車天線抽打他們
Ross: I think she's gonna be the hit of the office, huh? She's gonna be hotter than peasant[ˋpɛznt] 農夫, 小耕農 blouses [blaʊz](婦女, 兒童等的)短上衣, 短衫 and A-line skirts(A字群). Can I get a blue bow?
Ross: I think she's gonna be the hit of the office, huh? 她要比農夫裝與A字群要辣。我可以要藍色蝴蝶結嗎？
Scene:
Chandler and Monica's
Monica:(Flipping through a bunch of folders as Chandler enters from bathroom) Okay, I have looked through a bunch of career guides, photocopied [ˋfotə͵kɑpɪ]影印; 複印 and highlighted key passages and put them into alphabetical [͵ælfəˋbɛtɪk!]字母的; 照字母次序的 folders so you can make an informed [ɪnˋfɔrmd] 根據情報的decision.
Monica:(當chandler從浴室進入時，翻動一堆文書夾)OK,我已經看了一堆職業指南、影印與強調章節，把他們放入字母順序的文書夾內，讓你可以作有根據的決定
Chandler: How long was I in there?
Chandler: 我在那待了多久？
Monica: Okay. Let us start with the A's. Advertising.
Monica: ok! 讓我們從A開始. 廣告業
Chandler: Wait. Advertising! That's a great idea!
Chandler: 等等！廣告業，那是個好主意
Monica: Don't you want to look through the rest?
Monica: 你不想把其他的也看過一遍嗎？
Chandler: I don't think I have to hear the rest. Advertising makes perfect sense. Sorry you had to waste all this time, though.
Chandler: 我不認為我必須要聽其他的。廣告業感覺很完美，抱歉，你還是浪費了所有的時間
Monica: You call eight hours alone with my label maker wasted time? Ooh, now I get to use my shredder! [ˋʃrɛdɚ] 碎紙機
Monica: 你認為使用標籤機8小時是浪費時間？Oh，我現在必須使用我的碎紙機
Chandler: I mean, I can write slogans. I mean, how hard can it be, right? "Cheese. It's milk that you chew." "Crackers. Because your cheese needs a buddy." "A grape. Because who can get a water melon in your mouth?"
Chandler: 我是說，我可以寫標語。我是說，那可以多難呢？乳酪！是你吃的牛奶。餅乾，因為你的乳酪需要夥伴。葡萄！因為你可以在嘴巴裡得到西瓜。
Monica: I got one. "Socks. Because your family's feet deserve the best."
Monica: 我有一個！襪子！因為你家人的腳值得最好的東西
Chandler: Honey? Leave it to the pros.
Chandler: 親愛的！將它留給專家
Monica: I actually know someone in advertising. I grew up with this guy who is a vice president at a big agency. Maybe I can get him to meet you? Give me the phone.
Monica, 我實際上認識廣告業的人。我成長的過程中這個人在大公司當副總。或許，我可以讓她與你見面？把電話給我。
Chandler: "The phone. Bringing you closer to people...who have phones."
Chandler: 電話！讓你更親近有電話的人群
Monica: "Marriage. It's not for everybody."
Monica: 婚姻，並不適合每個人
Scene:
Ralph Lauren
Rachel: That went well. Almost everybody knew that she was a girl.
Rachel: 太棒了！幾乎每個人都知道她是女孩了
Ross: Yeah, after you punched that one guy who got it wrong, word spread.
Ross, 對呀！就在你打了搞錯得那個人。消息傳開了
Rachel: I'm just gonna go in my office and pick up some stuff . (To the guy behind her desk) Who the hell are you!?
Rachel: 我只是要進我的辦公司拿一些東西。（轉向在她桌子後面的男人）你到底是誰？
Guy: Who the hell are you?
Guy: 你到底是誰？
Rachel: I'm the hell person whose office this is!
Rachel: 我是有這間辦公室的人
Ross: Good one, Raych.
Ross: 厲害! Raych
Guy: I'm Gavin Mitchell, the person who's taken over your job.
Guy: 我是 Gavin Mitchell, 來取代你的工作
Rachel: Excuse me?
Rachel: 不好意思？
Gavin: Oh, your baby's so cute. Why did you put a pink bow on a boy?
Gavin: Oh! 你的小孩好可愛。為甚饃你給小男生粉紅色的蝴蝶節
Scene:
Days of Our Lives set
場景：我們每日生活佈景Phoebe: Joey, look at me! I'm a nurse!
Phoebe: Joey! 看看我！我是護士
Joey: Yes you are. I think it may be time for my sponge [spʌndʒ] bath. Sorry, I'm just so used to hitting on the extras. So, are you excited about your scene?
Joey: 對呀！你是！我想該是我海綿浴的時候了。對不起。我習慣挑逗臨時演員。你對你的鏡頭興奮嗎？
Phoebe: Yeah! But I'm a little shaky [ˋʃekɪ] and nervous.
Phoebe: Yeah!但是！我有一點發抖與緊張
Joey: Oh, relax. Don't be. You'll be fine, you'll be fine. They'll probably just make you stand in the back.
Joey: Oh! 放鬆！不用緊張！你沒問題的。你沒問題的。她們或許只是讓你站在後面。
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